UPDATE:
I hope this helps others who are attempting to do this.
Two of the undocumented problems I found were
"No provisioning profiles found" and the "fix" button doesn't fix it.
(Rest of error is: "Creating a provisioning profile requires one or more devices to be registered with your team. Connect a device to your Mac to add it to your team.")
This one i cleared up by clicking Kodi breadcrumb in the top left and noticing my ipad had a spinning circle on it, like it was trying to talk to it still - once that went away it worked, took ages.
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Once you complete ALL parts of the tutorial, you can't open the icon for the app on your ipad
Error is
"untrusted developer"
You need to follow this guide.
http://www.idownloadblog.com/2015/10/12/...pad-ios-9/ fixes it up
NOTE:
THIS *CAN* be done under Windows, I used Windows 7 with VMWare 12 and a VM of OSX 11 which ... I obtained. I don't "condone" doing this blah blah nor will I link to the information on how to get that stuff but ummm yes, it can be done under a VM in Windows.
Kodi is now setting itself up on my iPad, trakt.tv *DID* install - I haven't bothered to figure out MySQL yet.
Yay? (yay!)
P.S this is the guide I followed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OxgmpNVatw